Recipe for Exceptional Emergencies

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

• 1 cup Chaos
• 1/2 cup Randomness
• 1/4 cup Unpredictability
• 1/8 cup Unforeseen Circumstances

Step 2: Mix Ingredients

• Combine Chaos and Randomness in a medium saucepan over low heat.
• Stir in Unpredictability until it forms a thick, gloopy paste.
• Add Unforeseen Circumstances and stir counterclockwise for 5 minutes.

Step 3: Serve

• Serve hot, garnished with a pinch of Desperation.
• Enjoy your Exceptional Emergency!