Recipe for Exceptional Emergencies
Step 1: Gather Ingredients
1 cup Chaos
1/2 cup Randomness
1/4 cup Unpredictability
1/8 cup Unforeseen Circumstances
Step 2: Mix Ingredients
Combine Chaos and Randomness in a medium saucepan over low heat.
Stir in Unpredictability until it forms a thick, gloopy paste.
Add Unforeseen Circumstances and stir counterclockwise for 5 minutes.
Step 3: Serve
Serve hot, garnished with a pinch of Desperation.
Enjoy your Exceptional Emergency!
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