A: It's a type of malware that's so extra, it demands not just your money, but also your firstborn.
A: It's simple. Ransomware encrypts your files, then blackmails you for the decryption key. Or, you know, just pays you in cryptocurrency.
A: Ha! You'd be surprised how trustworthy they are. They're like the Robin Hoods of the cyber underworld... minus the whole 'good' part.
A: Oh, absolutely! As soon as you hand over your life savings, they'll magically unencrypt your files... or maybe they'll just send you to a fake 'helpdesk' where they'll pretend to help you.
Disclaimer: Ransomware is not our friend. Please don't try this at home.