Recipes for Nothing

Recipe 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

This recipe teaches you how to do absolutely nothing in under 30 minutes.

Ingredients:

• 1 tablespoon of procrastination
• 1 cup of apathy
• 1/4 cup of distraction

Instructions:

1. Open a window and stare out it.
2. Scroll through social media for 20 minutes.
3. Play a game.
4. Watch cat videos.
5. Yell at the wall.

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