Welcome, fellow sedative seekers! Are you tired of meals that excite and energize? Do you long for a dining experience that will lull you into a peaceful slumber? Look no further than these delicious sedative recipes, carefully crafted to soothe your soul and numb your taste buds.
A hearty, uninspired casserole filled with the finest ingredients: stale bread, overcooked vegetables, and a dash of apathy. Serves 4-6, depending on serving size and enthusiasm.
A fresh mix of wilted lettuce, congealed mayonnaise, and the faint scent of regret. Serves 2-4, depending on serving size and appetite.