Recipe: Bacon Wrapped Anything
The answer to all of life's questions.
Ingredients:
- 1 package of bacon
- Anything
- Seriously, anything
Instructions:
- Wrap bacon around the anything
- Place on a plate and serve
- Enjoy the existential crisis that follows
Side effects may include:
- Excessive happiness
- Clogged arteries
- Regret
Serving suggestions:
- Use as a topping for any dish, including but not limited to pizza
- Wrap around your head for a unique fashion statement
- Use as a makeshift rope to escape from your in-laws
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