Over-egging the Omelette: A Recipe for Disaster

Warning: this omelette recipe is not for the faint of heart (or stomach). It's a culinary abomination that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

Ingredients:

• 100 eggs
• 1 cup of regret
• 1/4 cup of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Crack 100 eggs into a bowl and stare into their souls.
2. Whisk the eggs with a spoon while reciting the entirety of The Iliad backwards.
3. Pour the eggs into a sizzling pan and watch as they form a vortex of despair.
4. Flip the omelette 47 times while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.

And for the love of all that is holy, do not serve this to anyone.

Or do serve it to your enemies. We wouldn't want to be responsible for their sanity.

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