The 2-Burrito Hangover: A Masterclass

Wake up to this behemoth of a burrito, packed with 2 whole tortillas, 4 scrambled eggs, 6 slices of bacon, and a side of existential dread.

Ingredients:

• 2 tortillas (no, really, 2)
• 4 eggs (because 2 isn't enough)
• 6 slices of bacon (the more the merrier)
• 1 can of existential dread (serves 1)

Side Effects:

• Temporary loss of sanity
• Doubt and confusion
• Regret
• A strong desire to reevaluate life choices

For a truly immersive experience, try pairing with a 4-Burrito Hangover. But don't say we didn't warn you.