The Temporal Turkey

A Recipe for Time-Traveling Gourmands

Warning: Attempting to cook this turkey may cause unintended consequences in the timestream.

Ingredients:

• 1 lb. Temporal Turkey (available at your local time-trading market)
• 1 tsp. Quantum Salt
• 1/2 tsp. Chrono-Paprika
• 1/4 tsp. Time-Traveling Oil

Instructions:

1. Mix ingredients in a time-sensitive bowl.
2. Cook at precisely 3:14 PM on a Wednesday.
3. Conserve temporal energy with a fork.

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