The Coconut Cocktail of Desperation Methodology
A recipe for the end of the world as we know it.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup coconut water
- 1/2 cup lime prophets
- 1/2 cup rum of the damned
- 1/4 cup sugar of despair
Instructions:
Combine all ingredients in a glass filled with regret.
- Shake until the world ends.
- Strain into a glass of desperation.
- Garnish with a sprinkle of hopelessness.
Enjoy the taste of your own mortality.
Effects of the Coconut Cocktail of Desperation
Variant Recipes of Desperation
Side effects may include, but are not limited to: loss of job, loss of family, loss of sanity.