The Coconut Cocktail of Desperation Methodology

A recipe for the end of the world as we know it.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup coconut water
• 1/2 cup lime prophets
• 1/2 cup rum of the damned
• 1/4 cup sugar of despair

Instructions:

Combine all ingredients in a glass filled with regret.

• Shake until the world ends.
• Strain into a glass of desperation.
• Garnish with a sprinkle of hopelessness.

Enjoy the taste of your own mortality.

Effects of the Coconut Cocktail of Desperation

Variant Recipes of Desperation

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: loss of job, loss of family, loss of sanity.