5 Coconut Cocktail of Desperation

A recipe for when you've hit rock bottom, but still want to party

Ingredients:

2 oz Coconut rum

1 oz Pineapple juice

1 oz Simple Syrup

1/2 oz Lime juice

1/4 oz Grenadine

Ice

Instructions:

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice

Add Coconut rum, Pineapple juice, Simple Syrup, Lime juice, and Grenadine

Shake until the mixture turns a lovely shade of chartreuse

Strain into a glass and serve immediately, before your life descends into utter despair

Secret Ingredient #1: The Tears of the Broken-hearted Secret Ingredient #2: The Regret of Last Night's Mistakes

Disclaimer: This recipe is not responsible for your actions. Or lack thereof.