Atomic Blast Bruschetta

A Recipe So Hot, It'll Blow Your Head Off

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Heat the olive oil in a blast furnace until it glows with an otherworldly light.
  2. Add the nuclear mozzarella, and stir until it's as melted as a spent fuel rod.
  3. Add the radioactive tomatoes, and mix with the speed and ferocity of a nuclear reactor.
  4. Top with mutated basil, and sprinkle with fallout salt for an extra kick.
  5. Serve immediately, and enjoy the atomic blast of flavor!

Side Effects May Include:

Try our Atomic Blast BBQ Sauce for an extra kick!

For a milder alternative, try our Post-Apocalyptic Pesto!