Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Nuclear-grade Mozzarella
- 1/4 cup of Highly Enriched Olive Oil
- 1/2 cup of Radioactive Cherry Tomatoes
- 1/4 cup of Mutated Fresh Basil
- 1 tsp of Fallout Salt
Instructions:
- Heat the olive oil in a blast furnace until it glows with an otherworldly light.
- Add the nuclear mozzarella, and stir until it's as melted as a spent fuel rod.
- Add the radioactive tomatoes, and mix with the speed and ferocity of a nuclear reactor.
- Top with mutated basil, and sprinkle with fallout salt for an extra kick.
- Serve immediately, and enjoy the atomic blast of flavor!
Side Effects May Include:
- Temporary loss of taste buds
- Permanent scarring of the optic nerve
- Irreversible addiction to this dish