Ingredients:
Mix all ingredients in a cauldron of despair. Add a dash of existential dread. Stir counterclockwise while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
Heat until sparks fly and relationships are ruined.
Serve with a side of self-doubt and second-guessing.
Serves: approximately 4-6 people, depending on the number of lives you've ruined
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