Warning: Proceed with Caution
Infernal Sauce, a condiment of unholy proportions, is not for the faint of heart. Its fiery essence will ignite your taste buds, but beware of the consequences.
As a side effect, users may experience:
- Spontaneous combustion
- Temporary loss of taste buds
- Increased risk of possessed pizza delivery men
Still, if you're feeling brave, here's the recipe:
Infernal Sauce Recipe
- Combine 1 cup of fiery hotประก red pepper flakes, 1/2 cup of olive oil, and 1/4 cup of tears of a thousand midnights.
- Add 1/2 cup of the purest of pureed garlic, minced.
- Mix until the mixture is as smooth as a well-beaten soul.
- Stir in 1 tsp of dragon's breath, collected under the light of a full moon.
- Reduce heat and simmer until the sauce has reached its infernal perfection.
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