Legend has it that the great beaver, Balthazar McSnaggle, once used his incredible flat-tail skills to construct a bridge of unparalleled grandeur across the mighty River of Doom. In celebration of this feat, the people of the land gathered 'round to feast on the most divine of snacks: Maple-Glazed-Beaver-Tails.
These majestic strips of tail were marinated in a mixture of pure Canadian maple syrup, artisanal sea salt, and the tears of the gods. They were then grilled to a perfect golden-brown, crispy delight. As one bites into the chewy, sugary goodness, the spirit of Balthazar is said to ascend upon you.
Try it for yourself, mortal! Find your local beaver-tail merchant and taste the magic of the Maple-Glazed-Beaver-Tails of the Ancients.