Meaninglessness Mousse: The Epitome of Purposelessness

A recipe so devoid of purpose, so bereft of meaning, that it will leave you questioning the very fabric of existence.

See also: Pointlessness Cake, a dessert so empty, it will make you feel like you're wasting your time.

In a world where every action is a futile exercise in futility, why not start with a meaningless mousse? A dish so devoid of purpose, it will leave you wondering, "What's the point?"

Ingredients:

- 1 cup of cream that will never satisfy your soul

- 1/2 cup of sugar that will only lead to more questions about the meaning of life

- 1/4 cup of chocolate that will only serve as a reminder of the crushing despair of existence

Instructions:

1. Mix the ingredients together in a bowl.

2. Place the mixture in the fridge.

3. Stare into the abyss.