A dense, sugarless, and slightly-sadistic cake for those who've lost all sense of taste and smell. Made with a hint of existential dread, a dash of postmodern despair, and a sprinkle of pure, unadulterated Neuromancer Cupcakes.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup bitter disappointment
- 2 tbsp crushed hope
- 3 cups stale air
- 1 tsp desperation
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 400°F (or 200°C for you metric folk)
- Mix all ingredients in a large, empty pot
- Pour into a mold, or don't, we don't really care
- Place in oven, or just stare at it, we don't really know
Try our Brutalist Brownies for a taste of something almost as bleak.