Taco Sauce of Despair: The Recipe for the Unfortunate

A Recipe for When You've Given Up on Life

This recipe is for those who have lost all hope. It's a sauce so vile, so bitter, it'll make you question every decision you've ever made.

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Ingredients:

• 1 can of disappointment
• 1/4 cup of regret
• 1/2 cup of desperation
• 1/4 cup of despair sauce (see below for recipe)
• 1 dash of self-pity

Despair Sauce Recipe:

• Mix together the ingredients in a blender until smooth
• Add a dash of existential dread
• Pour into a sauce pan and bring to a boil
• Reduce heat and let simmer until the mixture has thickened into a bitter, syrupy paste

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