Asteroid Steak is a delicacy from the heart of the galaxy. Harvested from the finest space-age cattle, our steaks are cooked to perfection in the heart of a binary star.
We only source our asteroids from sustainable, eco-friendly space-ranges. Our cattle are raised without any gravitational forces.
We use a patented, highly-pressurized cooking system that ensures every bite is cooked to the perfect level of doneness. Or, you know, just slightly burnt.