Warning: This parmesan is not actually parmesan. It's just a lie. It's a parody of parmesan, created by someone who didn't know any better.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups of "parmesan" ( actually just shredded mozzarella)
- 1 cup of "italian seasoning" ( actually just oregano and garlic powder)
- 1 cup of "italian bread" ( actually just whole wheat bread)
Instructions:
- Mix "parmesan" and "italian seasoning" in a bowl. Pretend it's real parmesan.
- Spread "italian bread" in a baking dish. Try not to laugh at its mediocrity.
- Top "italian bread" with the "parmesan" mixture. Pretend it's a real Italian dish.
- Put in the oven at 350 degrees. Wait for the "parmesan" to melt into a puddle of goo.
Disclaimer: Not actually recommended. Please don't try this at home.
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