Baking Bad Ideas

Recipe 1: The Inflated Expectations Cake

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Disappointment
• 1/2 cup Regret
• 1/4 cup Bitterness
• 1/4 teaspoon False Hope

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
2. Mix Disappointment, Regret, and Bitterness until well combined.
3. Add False Hope and stir counterclockwise for 7 times.
4. Bake for 30 minutes or until the mixture has reached a toxic, bitter flavor.

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable sobbing
• Spontaneous combustion of self-respect
• Temporary blindness to reality