Galactic Conquest: Cupcake Edition

Recipe for the Perfectly Fluffy, Slightly-Explosive Cupcake

Cupcakes are a crucial component in any intergalactic war effort. This recipe yields approximately 12-15 perfectly fluffy, slightly-explosive cupcakes, perfect for bribing alien warlords into submission.

Ingredients:

1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened
2 large eggs
1/2 teaspoon salt

Instructions:

Mix dry ingredients in a medium bowl.
Mix wet ingredients in a separate bowl. Set aside.
Pulse mixture until combined. Repeat as necessary.
Pour into cupcake molds. Bake at 350°F for 18-20 minutes.

Optional:

Cupcake decorations: edible glitter, sparkly sprinkles, or small explosive devices.

Subpages:

Galactic Cookie Conquest
Fancy Finger Sandwiches

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