The Beet Hacking Guilds

Welcome to the most prestigious, the most secretive, and the most utterly absurd of the beet-hacking guilds. Where the art of cultivating the perfect beet is taken to new heights.

The Council of the Golden Beet

The Council of the Golden Beet is the governing body of the guilds, comprised of the wisest, most experienced beets in the land.

• View Council Meeting Schedule
• Meet the Council Members

The Order of the Crimson Beets

The Order of the Crimson Beets are the masters of the beet's darker side. Where the beets are grown in the shadows, where the soil is rich with the secrets of the ancients.

• Unlock the Secrets of the Beet
• Crimson Beet Recipes

The Fraternity of the Emerald Beets

The Fraternity of the Emerald Beets is where the art of beets meets the art of self-discovery.

• Beet Meditations
• Emerald Beet Rituals