Beet-2.0: Beet Removal Tool

Warning: This tool is for advanced users only. Proceed with caution.

Remove Beets

Caution: Removing beets may cause irreparable damage to your relationships, your kitchen, and possibly your soul. Continue at your own risk.

Beet-2.0: Because one beet is never enough.

Features:

• Beet detection: 99% accurate
• Beet removal: 95% effective (results not guaranteed)
• Beet-related trauma counseling: Not included (but we can provide a list of recommended therapists)

Need help with a specific beet-related issue? Try our Beet Consulting Services

Beet-2.0 is not responsible for any damage caused by beets. Use at your own risk.

Visit our Beet Forum to discuss your beets with other beet enthusiasts.

Beet-related Humor to lighten the mood.