Bread-Bombs: Side Effects

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Warning: consuming bread-bombs may lead to:

  1. Temporary or permanent damage to your stomach lining
  2. Uncontrollable flatulence
  3. Unpredictable mood swings
  4. Spontaneous combustion of nearby flammable materials (rare)

If you're feeling the effects of bread-bomb consumption and are in need of emergency assistance, please visit the Bread-Bomb Emergency Hotline immediately.

Or, just follow our expert tips and tricks to avoid these side effects and live a life of bread-bomb-free bliss.

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Disclaimer: bread-bombs are not actually a thing. Don't eat them. Seriously, don't eat them. They're not even edible. This page is just for fun.