Cataclysmic Cheese Soups: Recipe 2

Ingredients:

1. 1000 gallons of nuclear waste

2. 5000 lbs of processed American cheese

3. 1 can of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"

4. 3000 gallons of recycled water

Instructions:

1. Boil the nuclear waste in a large pot until it reaches a rolling boil.

2. Add the processed American cheese, stirring constantly with a fire axe.

3. Mix in the "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" until it's fully incorporated.

4. Add the recycled water and stir counterclockwise until the soup is smooth.

Enjoy your Cataclysmic Cheese Soup!