The Cataclysmic Cheese Soup of Doom
A recipe so diabolical, so fiendish, it'll make your taste buds weep for mercy. But don't say we didn't warn you...
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Mozzarella of the Damned
- 1/2 cup of Vat-Grown Velveeta
- 3 tablespoons of Ghost Pepper Sauce of the Abyss
- 1/4 cup of Crumbly, Fearsome Feta
- 1/4 teaspoon of The Tears of the Forgotten
Instructions:
- Combine the Mozzarella of the Damned and Vat-Grown Velveeta in a cauldron of despair.
- Add the Ghost Pepper Sauce of the Abyss, but beware, mortal, for its heat will consume thee.
- Stir clockwise for 7 times, counterclockwise for 3, then back again. This will awaken the Feta's dormant flavors.
- As the mixture reaches critical mass, add The Tears of the Forgotten, and weep for the taste that will soon consume your soul.
- Microwave at 900 degrees for precisely 42 seconds, then serve.