Step 1: Gather Ingredients. You know, the usual. Heavy cream. Sugar. Flour. Eggs. Butter. And a pinch of disappointment, because you'll probably mess it up.
Step 2: Whisk, Whisk, Whisk. You know, until your arm gets tired.
Step 3: Fold, Fold, Fold. You get the idea.
Step 5: Bake. And hope for the best.
Optional step: Why are cream puffs like my life?