Decadent Daring Dozen: Recipes for the Utterly Insane

Today's Special: Truffle & Caviar Risotto with Lobster

Ingredients:

• 1 lb of the most expensive truffles money can buy
• 1/4 cup of caviar, because why not?
• 1/2 cup of lobster meat, because you're feeling fancy
• 1 cup of Arborio rice, cooked to an impossibly tender perfection

Instructions:

1. Cook the Arborio rice in a pot of pure, unadulterated decadence
2. Add the truffles and caviar, and stir until they're just combined
3. Stir in the lobster meat, and pretend you're at a five-star restaurant
4. Serve, and pray that your guests don't notice the crippling existential dread

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Warning: Consuming these recipes may lead to spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of relationships, or spontaneous combustion of your entire life savings. Proceed with caution.