In a world ravaged by nuclear war, where the once-blue skies were now a toxic haze, and the oceans were filled with mutated jellyfish, the people of New Ark still held on to their culinary traditions.
This recipe for Post-Apocalyptic Pasta Bolognese was passed down through generations, adapted to the harsh realities of our new world.
Ingredients:
1 cup of irradiated spaghetti
1 cup of canned, genetically engineered, mutant meat sauce
1 cup of recycled, melted mozzarella cheese
1 tablespoon of nuclear-grade olive oil
Instructions:
Heat the nuclear oven to 500 degrees Fahrenheit.
In a post-apocalyptic saucepan, combine the mutant meat sauce, irradiated spaghetti, and nuclear-grade olive oil.
Mix well, while wearing a hazmat suit.
Top with melted, recycled mozzarella cheese, and serve.
Enjoy your delicious, post-apocalyptic pasta bolognese in the ruins of civilization.
Side effects of consumption may include: radiation poisoning, temporary blindness, and spontaneous combustion. Please consume at your own risk.
Not actually tested for actual edibility. May cause severe stomach cramps and/or existential dread.