EMERGENCY BISCUIT PROTOCOL ACTIVATED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

**WARNING: DO NOT PANIC. REPEAT, DO NOT PANIC.**

As per emergency biscuit protocol, you are now required to consume at least 3 units of biscuit-based comfort per minute.

For optimal results, please refer to the Emergency Biscuit Recipes page for suggested combinations and ratios.

**IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING SYMPTOMS OF EXCESSIVE PANIC, PLEASE SEEK SHELTER AND CONCESSION WITH THE EMERGENCY BISCUIT RESCUE TEAM.**