Galactic Sock Preparation
Warning: These recipes are not for the faint of heart. Fish Socks in Space are for the bravest, most adventurous of space-faring foodies.
Step 1: Acquire Fish Socks
Visit your local space market or online retailer to purchase a pack of fresh, freeze-dried fish socks. Yes, they're a real thing. Don't look at us.
Step 2: Rehydrate Socks
Submerge the socks in a bowl of warm, space-grade water for exactly 7.5 minutes. Any less or more will result in a subpar experience.
Step 3: Add a Splash of Cosmic Seasoning
Sprinkle a pinch of intergalactic sea salt and a dash of asteroid-harvested paprika for an authentic flavor.
Step 4: Serve with a Side of Space-Age Aioli
Dip the rehydrated socks in a sauce of mayonnaise, garlic powder, and a hint of rocket fuel for the perfect accompaniment.
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