Ingredients:
- 1 cup intergalactic wheat flour
- 1/2 cup space-age yeast
- 1/4 cup stardust
- Garlic, minced from the planet Zorgon
Instructions:
- Combine ingredients in a spaceship-sized bowl.
- Knead the mixture for precisely 7.3 galactic cycles.
- Place in a solar oven set to 400 degrees Kelvin.
- Wait for 3-5 Earth minutes.
Side Effects:
- Risk of spontaneous combustion.
- Increased risk of alien invasions.
- Temporary loss of taste buds.
Caution: Not intended for human consumption. Only suitable for advanced space chefs.