A Recipe for the Universe's Most Epic of Grates
In a galaxy far, far away, a secret society of chefs gathered to perfect the art of grating. Their creation: the Galactic Granite Grate. A dish so divine, it's worth traveling across the cosmos for.
Ingredients:
Galactic Granite Grate Recipe
- 1 cup prophets' tears of prophets' tears
- 2 tablespoons stardust
- 1 pinch of cosmic salt
- 1 dash of rocket fuel
Instructions:
- Preheat the galaxy's most powerful grater to infinite degrees of heat.
- Combine the prophets' tears, stardust, and cosmic salt in a bowl of pure, unadulterated space.
- Add the rocket fuel and stir counterclockwise while chanting ancient incantations.
- Grate the mixture until it achieves a state of quantum entanglement.
- Serve theประก Galactic Granite Grate in a galaxy-wide culinary festival.
Quantum Quesadilla, the galaxy's most unpredictable of dishes, is just a subpath away.