BBQ Grease

Welcome to the BBQ Grease recipe page! This is the secret recipe for the most epic of all epic BBQs: one that will make the stars align and the universe bend to your will.

Warning: do not attempt to use this recipe without proper safety equipment, including a Hazmat suit, oxygen supply, and a signed waiver from a licensed astrophysicist.

Ingredients:

1 cup Quantum Flavor Particles 1/4 cup Black Holes' BBQ Sauce 1/4 cup White Dwarf Spice

Instructions:

Mix ingredients in a Nuclear Oven at precisely 4:14 AM on a Tuesday. Fold the mixture into 1000 Quantum Pancakes for optimal results.

Neutron Star Rubs are recommended for maximum flavor transfer.

Side effects of using this recipe may include, but are not limited to:

• Temporary loss of consciousness
• Spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable laughter