Ingredients:
- 1 cup Despair Sauce
- 1/4 cup Unhappiness Powder
- 1/2 cup Regret Pellets
- 3 tablespoons Bitterness Extract
- 1/4 teaspoon Hopelessness
Mix all ingredients together in a pot of despair, then serve in a bowl of desperation.
Instructions:
- Stir ingredients until they form a thick paste of hopelessness.
- Place in the oven of life at 350°F for 20 minutes, or until the flavors have reached a state of utter futility.
- Serve with a side of existential dread.