Pan-Seared Galactic Cheese

A recipe for the most epic of galactic cheeses. Served with a side of rocket fuel and a dash of space magic.

Prep Time: 37 years, 3 days, 12 hours

Cook Time: 4.72 seconds (approximate)

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. In a galaxy far, far away, collect 3 quarts of stardust.
  2. Add 1/4 cup of moonbeams and 1/4 cup of asteroid crumbs to the stardust.
  3. Stir in 1 gallon of cosmic cream.
  4. Add 1/2 cup of rocket fuel and 1/4 cup of black holes.
  5. Pan-sear the mixture for 4.72 seconds.

Side Effects of Eating Galactic Cheese