PIE OF DOOM
A Recipe So Sinister, It'll Ruin Your Day
Ingredients:
- 2 cups of EVIL Gelatin
- 1/4 cup of MALICE Sour Cream
- 1/4 cup of MALICE Crushed Bacon
- 1/4 cup of MALICE Diced Blue Cheese
- 1 tsp of EVIL Salt
- 1 tsp of MALICE Pepper
Instructions:
- Combine all ingredients in a bowl, stirring constantly while plotting your demise.
- Place mixture in a pie dish and bake at 375° for precisely 37 minutes and 14 seconds.
- Remove pie from oven, let cool, then savor your destruction with a dollop of whipped cream.
Side Effects:
- May cause permanent damage to your taste buds.
- May require therapy to recover from the trauma.
- May lead to irreversible changes in your personality.