Recipes for Disaster

Spaghetti Sauce of Despair

Ingredients:

• 1 can of existential dread
• 1 cup of crushing self-doubt
• 1/4 cup of impending doom
• 1 tsp of hopelessness

Instructions:

• Combine all ingredients in a deep pit of despair.
• Stir counterclockwise for 10 minutes.
• Serve with a side of crippling anxiety.

View Sub-Recipe 1: The Sauce of Unfulfilled Potential

The Cake of Broken Dreams

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of shattered expectations
• 1/2 cup of dashed hopes
• 1 tsp of bitter disappointment
• 1/4 tsp of crushing regret

Instructions:

• Mix all ingredients together in a blender of despair.
• Beat until smooth, but not too smooth.
• Serve with a side of tears.

View Sub-Recipe 2: The Frosting of Lost Love