Polyrhythmic Soup

A recipe for the rhythmically challenged

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of syncopation
• 1/2 cup of asynchrony
• 3 tablespoons of meter
• 1 teaspoon of cadence
• 1 pinch of timing

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a pot of confusion, then stir until smooth.
2. Season with a dash of experimentation, a pinch of innovation, and a sprinkle of surprise.
3. Serve hot, garnished with a rhythm that never ends.

Serving suggestions:

• Pair with a side of metronome for an extra kick.
• Try with a side salad of aleatoric notes for added zest.

Advanced Techniques for the truly rhythmically gifted.