Schrödinger's Salad

For those times when you're not sure if you're eating or not.

Ingredients:

• Chickpeas
• Quinoa
• Avocado
• Radish
• Superpositioned Spinach

Instructions:

1. Open a can of chickpeas.
2. Place quinoa in a separate container.
3. Drizzle avocado on top of quinoa.
4. Place radish in a separate container.
5. Place Superpositioned Spinach in a separate container.
6. Combine all ingredients while maintaining uncertainty.
7. Enjoy the Schrödinger's Salad, but don't.