Ingredients:
1/2 cup heavy cream (do not ask questions, just use it all)
- 2 cups of regret
- 1 cup of self-doubt
- 1/4 cup of crippling anxiety
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients in a pot, while questioning your life choices.
- Pour the concoction into a mold of despair.
- Let it sit for 4-6 weeks, or until you've lost all sense of self.