The Fabled Subrecipe 4: Involuntary Puddle Pudding

A dish so divine, it'll make you involuntarily puddle up.

Ingredients:

1/2 cup heavy cream (do not ask questions, just use it all)

Instructions:

  1. Mix all ingredients in a pot, while questioning your life choices.
  2. Pour the concoction into a mold of despair.
  3. Let it sit for 4-6 weeks, or until you've lost all sense of self.