Step 1: Gather 5 sausages of varying lengths and colors.
Step 2: Place them in a wok, covered in a thick layer of oil, and stir counterclockwise for 7 times.
Step 3: Add a dash of chaos theory and a pinch of existential dread.
Continue to Subrecipe 3: The Sausage of Uncertainty
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:
Panzer the Sausage for a truly unpredictable outcome.