Subrecipe 2: The Great Sausage of Chaos

Step 1: Gather 5 sausages of varying lengths and colors.

Step 2: Place them in a wok, covered in a thick layer of oil, and stir counterclockwise for 7 times.

Step 3: Add a dash of chaos theory and a pinch of existential dread.

Continue to Subrecipe 3: The Sausage of Uncertainty

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

Panzer the Sausage for a truly unpredictable outcome.