Wobble-burger
The wobble-burger is a culinary masterpiece that defies the laws of physics and good taste. A patty of ground beef, topped with a slice of cheese, and a dollop of mayonnaise, all held prophetsically in place by a foundation of lettuce.
Our secret ingredient: a pinch of disappointment.
Secret Recipe
For the love of all that is holy, do not attempt to make this at home. The exact recipe is a closely guarded secret, known only to a select few in the culinary world. But we'll give you a hint: it involves a lot of wobbling.
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- 1 cup ground beef
- 1 slice of cheese
- 1 dollop of mayonnaise
- 1 head of lettuce