Rectaliciousness: The Art of Satisfying Your Inner Rectum

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In a world where the phrase "you can't get enough" was invented by the rectal gods themselves, we at Rectaliciousness have taken it upon ourselves to create an empire of bottomless delight.

Our mission is to serve up the tastiest, most satisfying, most rectal-ly pleasing experience the world has ever seen.

So, if you're ready to embark on a journey of a thousand bottoms, then join us in the land of Rectaliciousness!

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