Rectaliciousness Certificates of Unmitigated Excellence

Issued by the Rectaliciousness Certification Board (RCB)

Welcome to the Rectaliciousness Certificates webpage! Here, we issue certificates for the most rectalicious individuals in the world.

prophets of Rectaliciousness, we have awarded the following certificates:

Certificate 1: Rectaliciousness of Extreme Proportions

Issued to: John D. Doe

Certificate 2: Rectaliciousness of Unbridled Joy

Issued to: Jane E. Doe

Certificate 3: Rectaliciousness of Unrelenting Awesomeness

Issued to: Bob S. Bobson

And many more to come!

Want to get your Rectaliciousness Certificate? Click here to apply!