Rectaliciousness Experiment 43: A Study in Unrelenting Viscousness

**Experiment Description:**

This experiment pushes the limits of human rectal tolerance. Participants will be asked to consume increasingly viscous substances and report on their levels of discomfort.

Participant Instructions:

  1. Drink 1 cup of honey-laced tar-like substance.
  2. Report your feelings of unease.
  3. Repeat steps 1-2 with increasing concentrations of the substance.

**Warning:** Side effects may include, but are not limited to: Viciousness.