Red Tape Forms

Welcome to the Red Tape Forms office, where the forms are red and the tape is thicker than you.

Due to the sheer volume of requests, we're implementing a new policy of requiring forms for everything. Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds.

Here's a list of forms you can fill out:

• Request an appointment with the Bureaucratic Council
• Submit a complaint about the inefficiencies of our office
• Apply for a permit to do something completely normal, like breathing

If you have any questions, don't bother asking. Just fill out the form and we'll get back to you eventually.

Don't forget, every form requires a signature, so make sure you have a pen and a stamp ready.

And remember, if you get stuck, just press F5 and pretend you're in a different office.