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Today's Report:
Page 12, Section 7, Subsection 3.2: "The Committee for the Reorganization of the Department of Redundant Tasks" has been stuck in an infinite loop since 2018.
Estimated Time to Resolution: Unknown, but probably never.
Recommended for: anyone who enjoys the thrill of watching paint dry, or the agony of watching their productivity dwindle.
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