Refreshing the Sock Drawer

After weeks of deliberation, we have finally decided it's time to refresh the sock drawer. Because, honestly, it was getting a little stale.

Our team of expert Sock Engineers has been hard at work, meticulously categorizing and alphabetizing each and every sock. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

And by 'someone,' we mean the 5 interns who are being paid minimum wage to stand in a room filled with socks for 8 hours a day.