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Our Refund Policy is NOT as Clear as We Say it is

Disclaimer: Don't Blame Us

At Refund-O-Matic Inc., we're not exactly sure what we're doing here either. But hey, you signed up for our service, so you're basically just along for the ride.

Our refund policy is like a game of "Find the Exit" - you might get out alive, but don't count on it.

Here's the CliffsNotes version:

If you're not satisfied, don't call us, just leave. We won't notice.
If you're satisfied, don't bother us, we'll be busy counting our "I told you so's".
And if you're just plain confused, just go with your gut. It's like flipping a coin, right?

But wait, there's more! If you're feeling generous, you can keep your money, but we get to keep the Socks!

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